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Birthday Blog or Something

I’ve been meaning to blog several times in the past couple of weeks. I just haven’t had it in me. It’s one of those things, you know, where you sometimes can’t seem to DO anything.

I had a lovely, small and intimate release party for my new single on the 30th of April. Everyone who showed up was absolutely amazing and we had a wonderful time. I even held a little mini-gig, accompanied by Sebastian and Ingrid, during which the following was recorded:

On May Day I went marching with the punks in the Labour Day parade. We had pizza in the park behind the jail after.

This is something I meant to blog about at length. Why the labour movement is still important and so on and so forth. But it’s a little late now, so it might have to wait until next year.

I’ve got a new job. Money’s tight at the moment, so when I was offered this gig I took it without hesitation, even though it doesn’t pay very well. I’m now a nanny, for a kid who doesn’t have a space in a nursery yet, but whose parents ran out of maternity/paternity leave. He’s adorable, but a handful. It’s completely different from working in a nursery, where you have many kids. I have just the one, but it’s so challenging, because I have to devote all my attention to him all the fucking time. He’s too little to really play on his own, and since there are no other kids to distract him, the task falls to me, and he doesn’t talk at all yet, so understanding what he wants is hard. I’m growing to love him, though, bit by bit, and I’m getting into the routines okay. I’m only doing this job until the end of June, but it’s a bit of cash in the coffers at least.

Amanda Palmer revealed a kickstarter for her upcoming album on the day I released my single, which incidentally was her birthday. There are a lot of excellent stuff you can get if you pledge, so if you’re a fan, you totally should. For just a dollar you’ll get a download of the album, and starting at $25 there are a whole bunch of awesome physical packages. Among them is a house party. As in, AFP comes to your house and you can invite your friends and party with her. You have to pledge $5000 to get it. So, I got together with a bunch of other people in Oslo that I found on the Shadowbox forums, and we’ve pledged for a house party and are raising the money. I’m so excited! It won’t happen for at least a year or so, but it’s going to be awesome! It’s about the only thing I’ve managed to be excited about since I put out the single.

This evening, I went with my friend Chris to see Tim Burton’s new movie, Dark Shadows. It was a press viewing, invite only, at Rockefeller in Oslo, the day before the real opening. It was great! It was like a good old Tim Burton movie. Alice in Wonderland and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Sweeney Todd were all excellent films, but somehow they didn’t feel like classic Burton. After all, I fell in love with Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands and Sleeply Hollow, and I’ve been wanting more of that. With Dark Shadows, I feel like I finally got it.

And now it’s just gone midnight, and it’s my birthday. I’m 24. Fuck me, that’s weird to think… Mostly because I haven’t had time to really realise that it’s my birthday yet, because I’ve been so busy. I’ve invited some people to a birthday party on Saturday, and I’ve arranged to have dinner at my parents’ place, but between the house party funding, being broke, getting a cold and working full time, it honestly hasn’t had time to sink in. I want to be happy that it’s my birthday. But I really just feel exhausted and empty.

I think, in the end, it all boils down to my single. I guess I’d hoped to have sold a little more of it, after nearly two weeks. But I’ve hardly sold any copies at all. 54 people were set to “attending” my single release event on Facebook. That’s 54 people I figured might buy it, minus the ten or so who came to my release party and were given a free CD each. (If you’re waiting for a free copy for yourself, you’ll be disappointed; only the people at my party got free CDs, and I’ve given away a couple of download codes to special cases. If you’d like to help promote me by writing a review on your blog or something, then I’ll send you a code too.) In reality, I’ve sold 6 downloads, and 4 CDs. I’ve made 10 sales, of a single I spent weeks on. And that just feels shitty, cause it’s not for lack of trying. It just feels like PEOPLE WON’T HELP ME.

I’ve heard people say, before, that you can’t rely on your friends to be your fans. What that means, I guess, is that you can’t rely on your friends alone to buy your records and come to your gigs. And, of course you can’t, not in the long run. But to all my friends who might be reading this, I want to tell you something important. At the point I’m at right now, you are all I have, and I need you. I don’t have a label. I don’t have funds for advertising and promoting this thing. All I have is you guys, Twitter and Facebook. I have 163 followers on Twitter, 110 likes on Facebook and 500 or so Facebook friends. If all of these people shared my single, I would reach thousands of people. Unfortunately, most of them haven’t, even though I have asked and begged and pretty much offered my soul in exchange.

It has to start somewhere. If you guys support me now, buy my single so I can spend the money I earn on equipment and instruments so I can make my music better, so I can take the time to write more songs, if you share my single with the world and go that extra mile by adding the words, “this is my friend’s new single, you should really listen to it, it’s about ME!!!” or something else enticing to your post, I promise, vow and GUARANTEE it will be worth the five minutes it took out of your busy life. If you order a CD, editions out of 100, signed and numbered, that thing will become fucking valuable one day, because I WILL do this. I WILL make it, I’ll find a way with or without you. But if I have you with me, you will be able to say, one day, “I helped make that happen.”

It’s a brave new world, my friends. A world of Internet, creative commons, independence. A world where musicians can earn their livings themselves, without having to rely on record labels that steal 90% of their profits and sue poor students for torrenting their albums. We are making history. We can BE the media, if we try.

So try.

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    • #just little bit of politics move along nothing to see
  • 3 weeks ago
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Japan Extravaganza Part 3: Tokyo Fun and Nosebleeds

Part 1: Kyoto

Part 2: Inari, Hakone, Harajuku

KayKay got up very early indeed on Saturday morning, as she had an introduction ceremony start of term thing at her uni. Morten and I had breakfast at the ryokan. They gave us way too much food, as they are prone to do at ryokan, but it was all lovely.

After a slow morning involving a long, comfortable bath in the ryokan’s onsen, we made our way to Ueno Park, where we went to the zoo.

Given that the last two zoos I went to were the Helsinki Zoo, where the animals have loads of space and are really happy, and the San Diego Zoo Safari Park, where the animals live in as close to their natural habitats as possible, Ueno Park Zoo was a little depressing. Some of the animals looked awfully cramped, but it was fun all the same, and I don’t think any of them were directly unhappy.

Okapi:

Funny, snouty turtle:

Weird crocodile cousin:

Pygmy hippos:

Pallas’s kitteh!!!!

Man, penguins are bastards…

Don’t try to cuddle the fluffy lemur-cousin:

Aaaaand Firefoxes!!!!

The queues for the polar bears and the giant panda were ridiculous, so we skipped those and left the zoo to go meet KayKay. We had meant to have a look around Ueno Park, but due to the sakura the place was packed.

So we took a fancy train with no driver out to an artificial island in Tokyo Bay.

There, we visited Miraikan, which is a sort of museum of science and technology. We were absolutely gutted to find that we had missed the ASIMO demonstration, but there were a lot of other awesome things to see there, too.


I was too excited about all the cool science stuff to remember to take photos at first, but I managed to get a few towards the end of our visit.


A model of the ISS:



Space onigiri:



This is what it looks like where astronauts hang out:



Paro, the theraputic baby seal robot:



Morten petting Paro (a little Japanese kid got in my shot, so I blurred out his face; not sure his parents would want his face in my blog):



A dress made of salt:



I made a glass vibrate using my voice and went inside a weird room that I think was registering neutrinos or something, and learned stuff about earthquakes and it was awesome.


Outside was a pretty park thing:



Miraikan closed at 5 pm, so we decided to just chill that evening and went back to Kasuga. We had drinks and dinner at the pub place from the previous evening. They had loads of tasty foods, and we had pizza, and when we felt like we’d had enough we stopped by a convenience store and bought some alcohol and went back to the ryokan where we had a bath together in the onsen. It was a lovely evening.

A small damper was put on it, however, when we learned that one of mine and KayKay’s closest friends had just lost her little sister who had been in hospital. It was dreadfully sad to hear, and I think we all went to bed pondering our own mortality a little bit.


Sunday was our last day in Tokyo. We decided to go to Asakusa to look for souvenirs and have a gander at the temple there. It turned out to be absolutely packed full of people.



We did find some presents for some of our friends, though, and we got Morten a yukata! Yay! I have one from my previous visit to Japan (it may or may not have been bought in the same shop in Asakusa, actually), so now we can wear them together! If I can ever convince him to wear the thing, of course.

I also found a piano patterned obi. It was so awesome I just had to buy it, even if it was a little expensive. I figure I can wear it with other kinds of clothes than a kimono, mix some east and west, it’ll look awesome!

The temple was also packed.



We gave up on really seeing it and went off to the side where they were selling food and bought okonomiyaki, which they were selling as simply “Osaka-yaki”. I’d never tried it before. It was a little weird. I didn’t finish mine.

Next stop was Akihabara, Electric City. We had lunch at the train station there before heading for the flea market-ish thing.

They had so many things!!! Anime posters and figurines, clothes and accessories, original artwork and home crafted jewellery, laptop bags, phone charms, t-shirts, all kinds of geek.



We stopped at a row of what looked like gumball machines, except there were little toys and phone charms inside instead, and KayKay put in a coin and got the one she wanted. She was extatic.



Then we went out into the main part of Electric City, where they had closed off a six lane street!




Me sitting down in the middle of an intersection, because I can:



(Turns out I couldn’t, actually… I sort of started a trend – though I saw another person do it first – and soon people were sitting down all over the place to get their pictures taken and a police officer came over and asked us to do him the honour of not sitting down in the middle of the street if we’d be so kind.)


In this building they had a video game arcade:



And in the basement they had girly photobooths. Basically, boys park their girlfriends down there while they play video games. KayKay and I went into one and took pictures. It was a bizarre experience. Everything was so pink and loud and weird, bit we got cute stickers out of it.


With Akihabara over and done with, we returned to Homeikan to drop off the things we’d bought and then headed out to the Tokyo Dome, where they have an amusement park. We got a ride from a guy who was very curious as to why westerners would come to Japan and stay in ryokan rather than fancy big hotels. Japanese people who can afford it stay in fancy western style hotels, he said. KayKay explained that it’s not all that fancy to us, and we’d rather experience something specifically Japanese.

The Tokyo Dome amusement park place was pretty packed. We only did one ride, the Big-O, which is sort of like a London Eye type ferris wheel where you can look out at the city. Tokyo is really quite huge.





Also, they had a Moomin café, with a shop.


I was really pleasantly surprised by the café. I had expected everything to have pictures from the Japanese cartoons, but instead I found that they had the official Finnish Moomin mugs, and in addition to that they had their own Moomin mugs, and note books, and wallets, and phone charms, and cookie cutters and all kinds of stuff, and they all had Tove Janson’s original illustrations and comics on them. It was fantastic!



We had intended to have dinner at a restaurant the people at Homeikan had suggested to us on the first night, but we couldn’t find it, so we returned to the ryokan and asked again. This time, they sent us back to LaQua, the mall at the Tokyo Dome. The place they had suggested to us turned out to be a bit pricy, so instead we went to a Chinese restaurant on the second floor. Best choice we ever made! We had pan fried dumplings, and crispy rice, and tasty meat and mushroom sauce, and pork and eggplant rice and gravy, and it was amazing! What a fantastic last Japanese (Chinese) dinner!


We had a bath that evening too, and went to bed something like early, after packing all our stuff.


The next morning we had breakfast early and then got the staff to call us a cab after check out. We said goodbye to KayKay outside Homeikan. I’m going to miss her so much and I won’t see her again until August! But at least we had an amazing week with her.

We got to the airport, returned and paid for our mobiles, checked in, went through security, had a little food and got on our flight.

We flew Austrian home. They have the most garish colours in their cabins! The seats are a teal-ish green colour, and the headrest mats are red, orange, yellow or white, seemingly randomly. The blankets in economy were lime green, and the pillows were red. The plane wasn’t as comfortable as the one we had arrived on, and took longer, as we were going all the way to Vienna. I watched a couple of movies, and things were going okay when I suddenly and without warning broke into a violent nose bleed.

Morten was in the loo at the time, and I was strapped in and wearing headphones and didn’t have any tissues. I tried to get my headphones off while holding one hand under my nose so I wouldn’t bleed on anything, and got stuck, and panicked, and couldn’t get out, and the kindly Japanese gentleman next to me had the good idea of giving me the plastic that had been around my blanket to catch the blood in and helped me get out of my seat. Unfortunately, the plastic meant I couldn’t breathe, and the toilets were occupied. So, sobbing and out of breath I found a flight attendant and asked her, between gasps, if she had any tissues.

“Oh, my God, what’s happened?” she asked, and soon three flight attendants were getting me into a bathroom, trying to find out if I spoke German or English, getting me cold towels, tissues, wet wipes and all sorts of useful things.

I stoppered my nose with a tissue, washed my hands and returned to my seat. I fear, however, that my jumper might be ruined:


One of the flight attendants explained to me that the dry air and the altitude can sometimes cause nosebleeds and that it was nothing to worry about. I used to get nosebleeds really easy when I was younger, so I wasn’t really worried, but the reassurance was nice.

We had four hours in Vienna. By now, I was crabby and whiny and complained about everything, and Morten was sleepy and hated me a little bit for not shutting up. We had a, for me at least, somewhat unsatisfactory dinner at a café, looked around the shops a bit and then sat down at our gate.

On the flight to Oslo I started bleeding again. This time I had some tissues left over from last time and didn’t panic, but asked for a wet wipe and they brought me more cold towels and made sure I was okay.

We landed just after 11 pm, and weren’t home until one in the morning. We went straight to bed.

Today, we’re tired and I think I’m coming down with a cold. We have a lot of unpacking to do, and gifts to give to people. As usual, I return to find, to my enormous surprise, that the world has kept on turning while I’ve been away. I have a million e-mails and lot of stuff to catch up on, but it’s good to be home.

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    • #science and tech
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  • 1 month ago
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Things That Are Going On

I’m getting really tired of my job. Not the work itself, though it is tiring; I quite enjoy the work, I love kids. But the schedule, or lack thereof… I keep getting phone calls early in the morning on days when I’ve hardly slept the night before, and someone’s going, “You have to come in, it’s an emergency!” And while I’m fully at liberty to say no, I really need the money, and I’d feel really bad if I said no, too, because they usually call me as the last resort.

I just hope they don’t call me any more this week, cause I’m supposed to be off to Japan on Saturday and I seriously need to pack and make sure I have everything I need. This was my travel garb last time:

I have a sneaking suspicion I might need some new boots, cause the weather’s gonna be quite wet while we’re there and I need boots that are good to walk in. I don’t know where my old combat boots have gone, or if they’re even useable anymore. I guess I’ll find out.

I’m so looking forward to Japan, though! It’s been four and a half years since I was there last, and it was absolutely wonderful. I was there for two weeks with my best friend, and we just travelled around, took it one day at a time and saw the things we wanted to see most. We went to tiny villages and huge cities and it was magical.

This time we’re only going for ten days. The boyfriend and I are going there to visit my best friend, who is currently there on an exchange programme. Of course, she speaks the language now, which is going to make things a fair bit easier. We’re going to Kyoto, Hakone and Tokyo. We don’t really have any plans set in stone other than the hotels, and we’re going to the zoo in Tokyo. They have firefoxes!!! They look like this (random google image search; no copyright infringment intended):

I’ll shoot plenty of pics of my own at the zoo, don’t you worry!

The weather is getting nice and warm and sunny and springlike here, so I’m thinking I might start busking soon, see if I can make some extra cash that way. Might try a couple of afternoons this week if the weather’s good and I have the time. When summer comes, and tourist season, I have great plans of sitting down and playing in Vigelandsparken, a famous sculpture park that every tour bus in town stops at. I did quite decently busking a few years ago, and I was fairly crap back then. I should be able to gather some cash that way now.

I want to play another gig soon, but I don’t really know where to start to get one… I don’t know who to talk to or which venues would suit me… I think I need some help. The annoying part is that almost everyone who’s at liberty to grant me that help belongs to the big bad music industry, the organisations that pretend to protect artists’ rights and intellectual property but who, in reality, just make it really hard to be an artist if you’re not interested in doing things their way. And I’m not.

The big bad wolf in Norway is TONO. They handle copyright for songs. Every venue that plays music, be it live music, CDs, Spotify or radio, has to pay royalties for the songs they play to TONO, and if you, as a song writer, register your songs with them, you get money whenever you have a gig and you send your set list to TONO, or whenever someone reports playing your songs. Decent way to make money. The problem is that venues have to pay fees to TONO no matter what music is played there, and if you DON’T register your songs with them, they get your money. TONO is against file sharing and the free web, frequently speaking out against sites like The Pirate Bay and lobbying for making sites like that illegal to view in Norway.

All my tunes are licensed under Creative Commons, and I don’t know how that works if you register them with TONO. This is what a CC licence looks like:

Creative Commons Licence
Winter Rose by Maia Jern is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.

And anyway, I don’t really believe in royalties. I mean, sure, if a radio station plays my recording some royalties would be awesome, and I don’t want anyone to record my songs for commercial purposes without my permission. But I don’t think it’s right that I should be paid every time someone performs one of my tunes. And anyway, I’d much rather be paid for playing gigs than for selling records.

Which reminds me, I have a small project going. Keep your eyes and ears peeled for something new that might be turning up on Bandcamp in the next few weeks. In the meantime, I shall leave you with this inexplicable piece of artwork:

Till next time! xx

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  • 2 months ago
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Café Press Store Launch and a Few Other Things

So I need to blog more often… It’s been hard to do much of anything lately, as I haven’t been sleeping very well, or very much. I’ve been staying up way too late doing basically nothing but play Skyrim and completely shirking any kind of responsibility. As a result, the kitchen is a mess and I’m getting more and more nervous about my upcoming gig.

I booked this thing thinking it might jump start me. I managed to get a date that was close enough to get me going, yet far enough in the future that I wouldn’t have to stress. The stress part will come anyway, though, given how little I’m getting done. My gig is on the 20th of February, at Skuret in Oslo. Assuming I actually get to practicing at some point, it should be pretty awesome, so if you happen to be in the area, please drop by!

I went to One From the Heart on Monday, for the first time since the first time I was there, which is more than three years ago now. Crowd seems younger than it was then. I played two of my tunes to fairly roaring success, which should motivate me but for some reason doesn’t. It felt good being on stage and singing to people, though. I should get back to those Sunday jam nights at Skuret, too, they tend to get me in a creative mood.

Not that creativity is really the problem… I’m being very creative, actually, and have written lots of new songs in the past couple of weeks. But there’s no real joy in it. Still, it’ll come back, I hope.

While I haven’t been blogging at all, I’ve still been working, though. I’ve made some changes to my website, with the help of a friend. I’ve made this my default blog, turning it into a subdomain and putting the link in the menu of the website. I’ve done the same to my Bandcamp store, so if you click music in my website menu now, you’ll be brought to music.maiamadness.com.

The biggest thing I’ve done is I’ve opened up a Café Press store. There’s not that much there yet, but there are two t-shirt designs (well, the same design but in two colours) on a bunch of different types of shirts that you can get in lots of different colours. You can also buy the cover art for Winter Rose as a poster or print. I don’t expect to get rich from this or anything (haven’t sold anything yet, but then again I haven’t shown anyone the store either), but I figured it was a fun thing to do. So, you know, now you can get a t-shirt and show your support! They’re made on demand, so we literally never run out of any design or size.

I run away to Walsall (where I went to university last year) on Sunday. Only staying for a few days, just to hang out with some of my friends there, but it’s gonna be nice. The weather will be warmer there, too. It’s ridiculously cold here in Oslo at the moment.

My best friend KayKay is home from Japan! Woo! She got home on Tuesday night, and she’s off on holiday with her grandparents to, like, Lanzarote or something tomorrow, but she will be in town on and off until mid-March. Yesterday Morten and I had her over for dinner (I made a weird but really tasty pot roast) and made plans for when we’re going to Japan for Easter. So, we now have hotel bookings and some plans for where to go and what to see. So, yay!

Last but not least, I cut my hair (!!!) (myself, with kitchen scissors) and today I dyed it magenta again, as I’m doing a shoot with a friend tomorrow to get some good pics for gig posters.

So, that’s it for now. Have a good weekend, folks!

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Happy New Year

A short blog post about what I’ve done this year and all the things I’m looking forward to.

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  • 5 months ago
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Some Days

A text/story/poem/whatever about what life can be like some days.

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  • 6 months ago
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Dreams and Stories

Blog post about what I want to be when I grow up.

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  • 6 months ago
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Don't Dream It, Be It.

Just a short blog post, generally pushing a few of the lovely people I’ve had the pleasure of meeting today.

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  • 7 months ago
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Where's Neil When You Need Him?

Blog post about my day, most importantly about Neil Gaiman. I think this is my last Neil-centred blog post for now…

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  • 7 months ago
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