Birthday Blog or Something
I’ve been meaning to blog several times in the past couple of weeks. I just haven’t had it in me. It’s one of those things, you know, where you sometimes can’t seem to DO anything.
I had a lovely, small and intimate release party for my new single on the 30th of April. Everyone who showed up was absolutely amazing and we had a wonderful time. I even held a little mini-gig, accompanied by Sebastian and Ingrid, during which the following was recorded:
On May Day I went marching with the punks in the Labour Day parade. We had pizza in the park behind the jail after.
This is something I meant to blog about at length. Why the labour movement is still important and so on and so forth. But it’s a little late now, so it might have to wait until next year.
I’ve got a new job. Money’s tight at the moment, so when I was offered this gig I took it without hesitation, even though it doesn’t pay very well. I’m now a nanny, for a kid who doesn’t have a space in a nursery yet, but whose parents ran out of maternity/paternity leave. He’s adorable, but a handful. It’s completely different from working in a nursery, where you have many kids. I have just the one, but it’s so challenging, because I have to devote all my attention to him all the fucking time. He’s too little to really play on his own, and since there are no other kids to distract him, the task falls to me, and he doesn’t talk at all yet, so understanding what he wants is hard. I’m growing to love him, though, bit by bit, and I’m getting into the routines okay. I’m only doing this job until the end of June, but it’s a bit of cash in the coffers at least.
Amanda Palmer revealed a kickstarter for her upcoming album on the day I released my single, which incidentally was her birthday. There are a lot of excellent stuff you can get if you pledge, so if you’re a fan, you totally should. For just a dollar you’ll get a download of the album, and starting at $25 there are a whole bunch of awesome physical packages. Among them is a house party. As in, AFP comes to your house and you can invite your friends and party with her. You have to pledge $5000 to get it. So, I got together with a bunch of other people in Oslo that I found on the Shadowbox forums, and we’ve pledged for a house party and are raising the money. I’m so excited! It won’t happen for at least a year or so, but it’s going to be awesome! It’s about the only thing I’ve managed to be excited about since I put out the single.
This evening, I went with my friend Chris to see Tim Burton’s new movie, Dark Shadows. It was a press viewing, invite only, at Rockefeller in Oslo, the day before the real opening. It was great! It was like a good old Tim Burton movie. Alice in Wonderland and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Sweeney Todd were all excellent films, but somehow they didn’t feel like classic Burton. After all, I fell in love with Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands and Sleeply Hollow, and I’ve been wanting more of that. With Dark Shadows, I feel like I finally got it.
And now it’s just gone midnight, and it’s my birthday. I’m 24. Fuck me, that’s weird to think… Mostly because I haven’t had time to really realise that it’s my birthday yet, because I’ve been so busy. I’ve invited some people to a birthday party on Saturday, and I’ve arranged to have dinner at my parents’ place, but between the house party funding, being broke, getting a cold and working full time, it honestly hasn’t had time to sink in. I want to be happy that it’s my birthday. But I really just feel exhausted and empty.
I think, in the end, it all boils down to my single. I guess I’d hoped to have sold a little more of it, after nearly two weeks. But I’ve hardly sold any copies at all. 54 people were set to “attending” my single release event on Facebook. That’s 54 people I figured might buy it, minus the ten or so who came to my release party and were given a free CD each. (If you’re waiting for a free copy for yourself, you’ll be disappointed; only the people at my party got free CDs, and I’ve given away a couple of download codes to special cases. If you’d like to help promote me by writing a review on your blog or something, then I’ll send you a code too.) In reality, I’ve sold 6 downloads, and 4 CDs. I’ve made 10 sales, of a single I spent weeks on. And that just feels shitty, cause it’s not for lack of trying. It just feels like PEOPLE WON’T HELP ME.
I’ve heard people say, before, that you can’t rely on your friends to be your fans. What that means, I guess, is that you can’t rely on your friends alone to buy your records and come to your gigs. And, of course you can’t, not in the long run. But to all my friends who might be reading this, I want to tell you something important. At the point I’m at right now, you are all I have, and I need you. I don’t have a label. I don’t have funds for advertising and promoting this thing. All I have is you guys, Twitter and Facebook. I have 163 followers on Twitter, 110 likes on Facebook and 500 or so Facebook friends. If all of these people shared my single, I would reach thousands of people. Unfortunately, most of them haven’t, even though I have asked and begged and pretty much offered my soul in exchange.
It has to start somewhere. If you guys support me now, buy my single so I can spend the money I earn on equipment and instruments so I can make my music better, so I can take the time to write more songs, if you share my single with the world and go that extra mile by adding the words, “this is my friend’s new single, you should really listen to it, it’s about ME!!!” or something else enticing to your post, I promise, vow and GUARANTEE it will be worth the five minutes it took out of your busy life. If you order a CD, editions out of 100, signed and numbered, that thing will become fucking valuable one day, because I WILL do this. I WILL make it, I’ll find a way with or without you. But if I have you with me, you will be able to say, one day, “I helped make that happen.”
It’s a brave new world, my friends. A world of Internet, creative commons, independence. A world where musicians can earn their livings themselves, without having to rely on record labels that steal 90% of their profits and sue poor students for torrenting their albums. We are making history. We can BE the media, if we try.
So try.
Things That Are Going On
I’m getting really tired of my job. Not the work itself, though it is tiring; I quite enjoy the work, I love kids. But the schedule, or lack thereof… I keep getting phone calls early in the morning on days when I’ve hardly slept the night before, and someone’s going, “You have to come in, it’s an emergency!” And while I’m fully at liberty to say no, I really need the money, and I’d feel really bad if I said no, too, because they usually call me as the last resort.
I just hope they don’t call me any more this week, cause I’m supposed to be off to Japan on Saturday and I seriously need to pack and make sure I have everything I need. This was my travel garb last time:

I have a sneaking suspicion I might need some new boots, cause the weather’s gonna be quite wet while we’re there and I need boots that are good to walk in. I don’t know where my old combat boots have gone, or if they’re even useable anymore. I guess I’ll find out.
I’m so looking forward to Japan, though! It’s been four and a half years since I was there last, and it was absolutely wonderful. I was there for two weeks with my best friend, and we just travelled around, took it one day at a time and saw the things we wanted to see most. We went to tiny villages and huge cities and it was magical.


This time we’re only going for ten days. The boyfriend and I are going there to visit my best friend, who is currently there on an exchange programme. Of course, she speaks the language now, which is going to make things a fair bit easier. We’re going to Kyoto, Hakone and Tokyo. We don’t really have any plans set in stone other than the hotels, and we’re going to the zoo in Tokyo. They have firefoxes!!! They look like this (random google image search; no copyright infringment intended):

I’ll shoot plenty of pics of my own at the zoo, don’t you worry!
The weather is getting nice and warm and sunny and springlike here, so I’m thinking I might start busking soon, see if I can make some extra cash that way. Might try a couple of afternoons this week if the weather’s good and I have the time. When summer comes, and tourist season, I have great plans of sitting down and playing in Vigelandsparken, a famous sculpture park that every tour bus in town stops at. I did quite decently busking a few years ago, and I was fairly crap back then. I should be able to gather some cash that way now.
I want to play another gig soon, but I don’t really know where to start to get one… I don’t know who to talk to or which venues would suit me… I think I need some help. The annoying part is that almost everyone who’s at liberty to grant me that help belongs to the big bad music industry, the organisations that pretend to protect artists’ rights and intellectual property but who, in reality, just make it really hard to be an artist if you’re not interested in doing things their way. And I’m not.
The big bad wolf in Norway is TONO. They handle copyright for songs. Every venue that plays music, be it live music, CDs, Spotify or radio, has to pay royalties for the songs they play to TONO, and if you, as a song writer, register your songs with them, you get money whenever you have a gig and you send your set list to TONO, or whenever someone reports playing your songs. Decent way to make money. The problem is that venues have to pay fees to TONO no matter what music is played there, and if you DON’T register your songs with them, they get your money. TONO is against file sharing and the free web, frequently speaking out against sites like The Pirate Bay and lobbying for making sites like that illegal to view in Norway.
All my tunes are licensed under Creative Commons, and I don’t know how that works if you register them with TONO. This is what a CC licence looks like:

Winter Rose by Maia Jern is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
And anyway, I don’t really believe in royalties. I mean, sure, if a radio station plays my recording some royalties would be awesome, and I don’t want anyone to record my songs for commercial purposes without my permission. But I don’t think it’s right that I should be paid every time someone performs one of my tunes. And anyway, I’d much rather be paid for playing gigs than for selling records.
Which reminds me, I have a small project going. Keep your eyes and ears peeled for something new that might be turning up on Bandcamp in the next few weeks. In the meantime, I shall leave you with this inexplicable piece of artwork:

Till next time! xx
Café Press Store Launch and a Few Other Things
So I need to blog more often… It’s been hard to do much of anything lately, as I haven’t been sleeping very well, or very much. I’ve been staying up way too late doing basically nothing but play Skyrim and completely shirking any kind of responsibility. As a result, the kitchen is a mess and I’m getting more and more nervous about my upcoming gig.
I booked this thing thinking it might jump start me. I managed to get a date that was close enough to get me going, yet far enough in the future that I wouldn’t have to stress. The stress part will come anyway, though, given how little I’m getting done. My gig is on the 20th of February, at Skuret in Oslo. Assuming I actually get to practicing at some point, it should be pretty awesome, so if you happen to be in the area, please drop by!
I went to One From the Heart on Monday, for the first time since the first time I was there, which is more than three years ago now. Crowd seems younger than it was then. I played two of my tunes to fairly roaring success, which should motivate me but for some reason doesn’t. It felt good being on stage and singing to people, though. I should get back to those Sunday jam nights at Skuret, too, they tend to get me in a creative mood.
Not that creativity is really the problem… I’m being very creative, actually, and have written lots of new songs in the past couple of weeks. But there’s no real joy in it. Still, it’ll come back, I hope.
While I haven’t been blogging at all, I’ve still been working, though. I’ve made some changes to my website, with the help of a friend. I’ve made this my default blog, turning it into a subdomain and putting the link in the menu of the website. I’ve done the same to my Bandcamp store, so if you click music in my website menu now, you’ll be brought to music.maiamadness.com.
The biggest thing I’ve done is I’ve opened up a Café Press store. There’s not that much there yet, but there are two t-shirt designs (well, the same design but in two colours) on a bunch of different types of shirts that you can get in lots of different colours. You can also buy the cover art for Winter Rose as a poster or print. I don’t expect to get rich from this or anything (haven’t sold anything yet, but then again I haven’t shown anyone the store either), but I figured it was a fun thing to do. So, you know, now you can get a t-shirt and show your support! They’re made on demand, so we literally never run out of any design or size.
I run away to Walsall (where I went to university last year) on Sunday. Only staying for a few days, just to hang out with some of my friends there, but it’s gonna be nice. The weather will be warmer there, too. It’s ridiculously cold here in Oslo at the moment.
My best friend KayKay is home from Japan! Woo! She got home on Tuesday night, and she’s off on holiday with her grandparents to, like, Lanzarote or something tomorrow, but she will be in town on and off until mid-March. Yesterday Morten and I had her over for dinner (I made a weird but really tasty pot roast) and made plans for when we’re going to Japan for Easter. So, we now have hotel bookings and some plans for where to go and what to see. So, yay!
Last but not least, I cut my hair (!!!) (myself, with kitchen scissors) and today I dyed it magenta again, as I’m doing a shoot with a friend tomorrow to get some good pics for gig posters.

So, that’s it for now. Have a good weekend, folks!
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